quotations

will come down like a house of cards
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
He who throws mud loses ground.
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
Taste is the enemy of creativity. - Pablo Picasso
Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.
Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
A man's house is his hassle.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
Happiness is like a precious Ming vase balanced on the head of a dancing drunk.